Do you have a special idiot in your life?
Yep, A Hoverboard I hoping that we look back at Christmas 2015 as win a qashqai the year we maybe realize that maybe buying endless knockoff crap from China isnt the best idea because the shit might explode.Do you know theyre all kicking themselves because their products arent ready for this Christmas season?Fun fact: still illegal to distill your own spirits, and even if you do want to flaunt Johnny Law, youd be better off getting one with a thermometer so youre not drinking methanol.Well only 25 separates you from motorized bliss.A few beers short of a six-pack.Do you know who will kick themselves if they buy this?About a quart low, about as bright as a burnt out 20 watt light bulb About as deep as a saucer of milk About as deep as a thumb-tack About as sharp as a marble About as sharp as a thimble About as useful.Also still not a hoverboard.Sowohl für die Registrierung als auch zum Einloggen können Google- und Facebook-Konten verwendet werden.Das gängigste Material für stupid people shirt ist keramik.Do you know who isnt kicking themselves because they brought a shoddy device thats barely better than Google Cardboard to market just in time for you waste 100 on it?Science sent it back He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down He had a little too much chlorine in his gene pool He had all his bricks, just forgot to pull the permit He is so dumb.A few sheep short of an orgy.A toy car that is steered by a captured insect.A queen shy of an ant hill.
Most everyone I know dislikes conflict, so these word substitutes allow the person to make his point without anyone getting bent out of shape.